Newly-divorced, former “desperate” housewife, Eva Longoria grazes the April cover of Allure Magazine, available on newsstands March 22. Longoria, who is rumored to be dating Penelope Cruz’s younger brother, Eduardo, talked about her recent divorce, saying, “I’m kind of having to find new patterns because I’m not used to having-I’m used to always being on…

According to In Touch Weekly, Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are officially divorced. The paperwork went through and Longoria is no longer a desperate wife, but a single lady. A friend of Longoria said that she was “happy and moving forward with her life.” The divorce was formally finalized on January 28th in Texas. Sources…